rebuttal*

*originally from LJ

Regarding the recent complaints you had about your boyfriend on March 9th 2002:

I am sorry my roommates have not cleaned the bathroom in 1.5 years. I am sorry I have a bit of a "problem" when it comes to snoozing. And I am sorry I don't like oily things. But technically that last one isn't entirely true because I like you, and you are often very oily. But despite that, I like you a lot. Now please don't touch anything.