Can it get any worse...? *

*originally from LJ

I am sitting at a Power Macintosh 5400/180 called "Sleepy." To my left is "Sneezy" and to my right is "Crappy" (well, the label with its original name has been removed and replaced with the user's own interpretation as to the personality of his machine).

In the time it takes me to write an email to a friend - load the program, type, and send - I can probably walk back to NYC, tell them my message in person, have a Whopper, and walk back here. I might be exaggerating a bit, but not much. Maybe I'd have to get the Whopper "to go."

As we speak, Windows ME is reinstalling. I have already formatted my hard drive with the help of a rather condescending tech support guy. I miss my Marco. Why do they put the Windows certificate ID on the bottom of the computer?

Anyways, hopefully (fingers crossed), I can be back online tonight! Woohoo!

MACS SUCK!