I'm Ba-ack!*

*originally from LJ


Alright. I'm going to make a resolution to actually write in this thing. Perhaps once a week (to start). Considering I'm a total slacker, I doubt I can do any more than that.

I'm OLD. Turning 20 in a month. It just hit me. I totally forgot. Dear god, 2 decades??? What next? 30??

It's time to get my life together.
I need:
a husband
a plan
a job
a life

If you would like to apply for the position of Mr. Vitebsky, submit a resume with the following information:
name
age
education
physical attributes
picture
relationship experience: including reasons for breakups
sexual experience
favorite tv show, movie, cd, artist
letters of reference: at least one from a friend of each sex, at least one from an ex-girlfriend, one from a family member.

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